You ain't never fell as far as when you fall in love
  Except the fall you take when you've been loved and given up
  When you have your heart and soul rubbed into the dirt
  An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper will take away the hurt
    Chorus:
  Give me an 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper
  And I'll start feeling I forgot her
  Get a little loose and lose her memory
  And I won't think I'm close to dying
  Because it dries up all my crying
  An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper always sets me free
    It ain't easy losing love although it's turned out bad
  All at once you're turning off old feelings you once had
  But I found a helping hand right here in my hand
  An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper will help me take command
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