A son who is cursed with a harridan mother
  or a weak simpering father at best
  Is raised to play out the timeless classical motives
  of filial love and incest
  
  How does he speak to a
  How does he speak to the prettiest girl
  How does he talk to her
  What does he say for an opening line
  What does he say if he's shy
  
  What do you do with your pragmatic passions
  with your classically neurotic style
  How do you deal with your vague self-comprehension's
  what do you do when you lie
  
  How do you speak to a
  How do you speak to the prettiest girl
  How do you speak to her
  How do you dance on the head of a pin
  When you're on the outside looking in
  
  How do you speak to a
  How do you speak to the prettiest girl
  How do you speak to a
  How do you speak to the prettiest girl
  How do you speak to a
  How do you speak to the prettiest girl
  How do you speak to a
  How do you speak to the prettiest girl
  
  How do you speak to a
  How do you speak to the prettiest girl
  How do you speak to a
  How do you speak to the prettiest girl
  You just say, Hello, (hello) Baby (hello)
  ...
  Baby, angel, how do you talk to the prettiest girl, you say
  Hello baby, hello baby, angel, angel, pretty little girl
  Angel, angel ....