Before being a man
   Livin' in a garbage pail
   My landlady call me up
   She tried to hit me with a mop
  
   I can't stand it anymore more
   I can't stand it anymore more
   I can't stand it anymore more
   But if Shelly she would just come back
   It'll be allright
   But if Shelly she would just come back
   It'll be allright
  
   I live with thirteen dead cats
   A purple who hear spats
   They're all livin in a hall
   And I can't stand it anymore
  
   I can't stand it anymore more
   I can't stand it anymore more
   I can't stand it anymore more
   But if Shelly she would just come back
   It'll be allright
   But if Shelly she would just come back
   It'll be allright
  
   Before being a man
   Livin' in a garbage pail
   My landlady call me up
   She tried to hit me with a mop
  
   I can't stand it anymore more
   I can't stand it anymore more
   I can't stand it anymore more
   But if Shelly she would just come back
   It'll be allright
   But if Shelly she would just come back
   It'll be allright
   Be allright, be allright...