[Aye yo Paul, It's Em
   I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
   And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video
   What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'
   Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'
   Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls
   You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'
   And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'
   Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?
   Well he'll always be that Michael to me
   And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'
   Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
   And I hope they all fucking die!
   How do you like that?
   And I like him, I like him a lot
   I want to touch him but I can't
   Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
   Sorry
   Anyways, call me back
   I have this idea about how I want to end the show
   So, hit me when you get this message fucker
   Oh, and by the way
   No I don't have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]