There's a big bird over my house
   Go away, go away
   There's a big bird flying over my house
   And it looks like it's decided to stay
   It's making a mistake...a big mistake
  
   Big bird
   Big bird
   Big bird
   Big bird
  
   I pinch myself
   I think I'm not dreamng
   I'm not
   I hear screaming!
   C'mon! Get it out now
   Wants to use me to feather its nest
   Now it wants the rest
  
   It's swooping from the branch
   It's swooping from the sky
   Spreadin' its feathers
   Cuttin' out-flying
  
   There's a big gray bird flying over my house
   What do you think I am?
   I'm not a louse!
  
   There's a big bird over my house
   There's a big, big, big bird
   Over my house
  
   What's it doing?
   What does it want?
  
   I pinch myself
   I think I'm dreaming
   I'm not...I hear screaming!
   C'mon! Let it out now
   Wants to use me to feather its nest
   Now it wants the rest
  
   It's swooping from the branch
   Swooping from the sky
   Spreadin' its feathers
   Cuttin' out-flying
  
   There's a big gray bird circling
   'Round my house
   Circling 'round and 'round
   Circling 'round my house
  
   There's a big bird over my house
   There's a big, big, big bird
   Over my house