I got a rip in my pants and a hole in my brand new shoes
  I got a Margarita nose and a breath full of Mad Dog Booze
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  I got the fever, fever, fever, fever
    Yeah, they threw me outa jail I tell ya it ain't fair
  I tried to kiss the judge from the electrica' chair
  Yeah we're all here cause we're not all there tonight....
    The guitar's cranked and the bass man's blown a fuse
  And when the whole gang bangs tell me then what's you're excuse?
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    Fever gives ya lust with an appetite
  It hits ya like the fangs from a rattlesnake bite
  We're all here cause we're not all there tonight!
    We can't run away from trouble
  There ain't no place that far
  But if we do it right at the speed of light
  There's the back seat of my car, caviar
    I was feelin' so high I forgot what day
  Now I'm feelin low down even slow seems way too fast
  And now the booze don't work and the drugs ran out of gas
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    The buzz that you be gettin' from the crack don't last
  I'd rather be O.D.in' on the crack of her ass
  Yeah we're all here cause we're not all there tonight
    My first time ever lover
  We fell asleep out on the lawn
  And when I woke up I was all alone
  Makin' love to the Crack of Dawn
  So yo, I beg yo pardon sir
  The gangster of love rides again
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    Fever may be Hell and a cross to bear
  As long as I'm in heaven honey I don't care
  You look so good baby look so fine
  I tell you you're the image of the perfect crime
  You gets so tired holdin' on so tight
  If you think you're goin' crazy well you may be right
  Yeah, we're all here 'cause we're not all there, that's right!