So here I am, trying to be the man, right
   Using my gun to see if I'm sleeping with my flashlight
   In the afterlife I hope the AC works
   So while I wait well I'm a pass out and taste this curve
   And she attacked with flirts, smacked my nerves
   There in that black skirt
   Got my nature so hard it made my back hurt
   I cracked a smirk cuz I was dumb and drunk
   she gave wink and a smile and dropped a quarter in my cup
   man, people are kind of odd so I keep my eyebrow raised
   I only hear the words for what they mean, know what I mean?
   and I do believe in God cuz I keep comin across all these fine woman
  
   with low self esteem, you know what I mean?
   I got attention deficet, I've got the bedroom eyes
   I've the storms in my head, I've got my telephone voice
   I've got to make a decision of whether I live or die
   I'd rather just run cuz either way it's one hell of a choice
  
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   my car is like my own personal universe
   she's my drug and it only takes twelve bucks to fill 'er up
   but in my galaxy there ain't no room for Earth
   so I'm leavin it cuz I can feel the oil pressure building up
   turning over the ignition of my solar system
   check the gauges, pushin the tape, put my foot on the break
   shift existance like my cigarette
   and take it state to state until I crash into my fate
  
   now I'm giving back everything they gave me, not a damn thing
   it'll take me more than a good DJ to save me, and I'm not dancing
   I can't seem to make up my bed, much less my mind
   so I'm a take another puff to my head, and press rewind
   I wish this car had cruise control, so I can dress my legs
   I've got this itch to prove my soul, and test my fate
   doing hunny(hundred) in a sixty five, got stopped by a copper
   caught, spotted, and radared by a chopper
   with guns? and style?, over the limit by forty miles
   why'd she smile?, cuz I ain't been around here for a long while
   grabbed my paper, gave her thanks?, have a nice day
   yo, word of advice, trade the doughnuts in and gets some rice cakes
   back to my travels, running from my shadows
   some hitchhikers and bikers honkin the horn harrasin the cattle
   airbags/hair back sticking to the seat, sweat drippin from the heat
   diggin through of gruel?, I'm looking for something to eat
   yo, there's a Hardee's at the next stop
   don't wanna, but I need ta'
   cuz I'm craving something to chase the taste of this tequila
  
   (uhh, yeah, you guys got value meals? can you put some barbecue
   sauce... I wanna honey bun. change that shit. I want chicken pebbles.
   no, onion bun, onion bun. onion rings. extra pork. word up. can you
   supersize that? yo girl, you got kind of a pretty voice. yo girl, what
   time yu get off work?)
  
   90 east towards Chicago, on my way to Cincinnati
   I won't ever let em catch me, and I won't ever make em happy
   watch your wives and your daughters when I'm passin through the
  
   hometown, castin lines into the water, catchin goldfish out your bowl
   and I'm as cool as the cat that came to school just for lunch
   I'm the rebel pissin in the public pool, just for fun
   I speed in the sun, everyone in speakin in tounges
   find the talk radio station, yo, turn it up so it bumps
   don't cry, girl, I'm out and I'm a make my way east
   cuz everyone in my world is takin my peace
   I need release, and I don't think I'm a find it in between your legs
   yo, I'm just jokin, only going to the corner to get some eggs
   so when she starts makin the coffee I toss my bags in the back seat
   and I can remember it all like it must have happened last week
   sometimes I stop to think, for all the money I've spent
   how I'd rather live in a tent than bust my ass and pay the rent
   but I'm eager to pay my dues, and I'd be glad to pay the tollbooth
   and I've agreed to sing the blues ever since the day I broke loose
   just like a blindfolded child walking through the toy store
   voice?, not even aware that the world is my oyster
  
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