Having a child with a person I don't even know
  Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow
  She caught the sperm in her mouth
  And then she put it down south
  She didn't understand
  That a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan
  She's having a child and she thinks it's such a clever stunt
  What she's really gonna get is a claw in the cunt
  Things went south
  That's when I started to fuck in her mouth
  She didn't understand
  That I'm a happy dappy Sammy Davis Jr. man
  You wanna get out of your life?
  Well go fuck a rock star!
  Then you can quit your job at the crummy fucking titty bar
  You'll be lying on your back next to the wall with your legs in the air
  Crowd of fucking doc's coming on like they really don't care
  She took that fistful of sperm and crammed it right up her womb
  So she could lie with her legs in the air in the hospital room
  But there's one thing that the little girl don't understand
  That I don't have a dime and I don't give a damn