[Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death]
  Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink -
  a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs
  And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures
  Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...
  At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion
  aboard a planetary infection barge,
  attempting to obey a host of confusing orders,
  but mostly satisfying only our lust for slaughter ravingly drunk half the time,
  I only realized a battle had started
  when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma bombardment.
  Piling into our armored assault pods we began our descent
  to the planets pulverized surface.
  We were met by a flight of primitive interceptors
  which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear hatred,
  flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere below.
  The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 On the horizon was the blazing outlines
  of a bombed city, the outlying areas dotted with flaming craters
  and fleeing refuges I vomited out the window and led our battalion
  on a blazing attack on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh
  in a rain of sulfuric plasma burst.
  The mass mutilation of a world ensued,
  with those not being fit for slave labor being herded
  into gigantic flaming pits.
  We laughed as several thousand years
  of cultural development were wiped out
  in a single blundering instant.
  Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes
  Captives fill the breeding hive
  Desecrate their sovereign world
  Bloated, bloody, drunken churl
  Cultures crumble, races die
  Stench of midgets fill the sky
  Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch
  Pretty soon we'll break for lunch
  Later, as we flew through deep space
  Ritually disemboweling our victims
  The navigator informed us that we
  Attacked the wrong planet.
  Hehehehehahaha
  The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7