BILLY BAD ASS
  LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS
  Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad
  Bad Bad Billy - Little Billy badass
  So bad so bad inside
  I was born on the day that my mama died
  It made me bad - Silly bad -
  Real bad feel bad
  Chitty chitty gang bang
  Yeah thats right
  Get it right
  Sit tight
  You got it bad
  You make me mad
  Hey cool out Billy
  Take a chili bath
  A silly willy bath
  A Billy Barty bubble bath
  C'mon now, they're clearing a path
  He goes eight to the bar (in boogie rhythm).
  little billy bad, little bad billy bad ass
  Billy Bad.
  Once there was a time when he could have changed
  But he didn't but he didn't but he didn't but he didn't
  Instead, he stayed the same
  And he didn't even really have to!
  I'm still mad
  But just a tad
  I'm just a little chilly silly Billy Hackensack
  But one day I died
  My Momma cried
  Oh that's right
  My Mama already died
  She died
  I cried
  The only reason?
  I was a baby at the time
  now im able... to lay my cable