[Originally by The Beatles]
    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
  See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
  I'm crying.
    Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
  Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
  Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
  I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
  I am the walrus, goo goo k'choo
    Mister City Policeman sitting
  Pretty little policemen in a row.
  See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
  I'm crying, I'm crying.
  I'm crying, I'm crying.
    Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
  Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
  Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
  I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
  I am the walrus, goo goo k'choo.
    Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
  If the sun don't come, you get a tan
  From standing in the English rain.
  I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
  I am the walrus, goo goo k'choo ga goo goo k'choo.
    Expert textpert choking smokers,
  Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
  See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
  See how they snied.
  I'm crying.
    Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
  Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
  Man, you should have seen the kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
  I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
  I am the walrus, goo goo k'choo ga goo goo k'choo, goo goo k'choo ga goo goo
  k'choo ga goo