I mean the Captain and Tennille were musical innovators. I mean really...
    We're going to a bad party
  It's the worst party that's ever been
  We're going to a bad party
  And I hope those jerks will let us in
  Shut your mouth, get in the car
  Cause Ricky Casso wants to drive
    We're going to a bad party
  It's the kind where everyone's dull
  We're going to a bad party
  Gonna scare the bejesus out of them all
  When we get there we'll say we love Satan
  Ricky always thinks that's funny
    We're going to a bad party
  It's the worst party that's ever been
    God I really hate these jokers
  Think they're smart, they think they're witty
  Someone oughtta pass a law
  Or at least form a committee
  I'm gonna shoot the stereo
  If they don't start playing my kind of music
    We're going to a bad party
  And I can hardly wait
  We're going to a bad party
  I need a place to defecate
  Maybe we'll take the host hostage
  Ooh what a clever play on words
    We're going to a bad party
  It's the worst party that's ever been
    God I really hate this music
  I can't stand Gene Loves Jezebel
  If there is a God in heaven
  I'm sure that band will burn in hell
  I'm gonna shoot somebody
  If they don't stop talking about "East Enders"
    We're going to a bad party
  And who knows what damage we'll do
  We're going to a bad party
  Gonna wind up on "Phil Donahue"