There's a submarine in the garden
  Yeah there's life on mars
  I swim around this goldfish bowl
  I stare a lot at cars
  My words fall into the carpet
  When the television's on
  I blow upon the dandelion
  And think about the bomb
    Cos I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow
  I don't know who I am in the here and now
  I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow
  I don't know who I am in the here and now
    I have chemicals for breakfast
  And they don't come from Japan
  It's supposed to be a secret
  But they're grown in Amsterdam
  Yeah Heaven's not above us and Hell is not below
  It's whatever they wanna tell ya
  And what we'll ever know
    Cos I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow
  I don't know who I am in the here and now
  I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow
  I don't know who I am in the here and now
    So you think you've got the wisdom
  To bend and not to freeze
  I was speaking to a vegetarian
  Who had the same disease
  I sit and watch big brother but I'm not allowed to say
  But then one thing and another
  And I just get carried away
    Cos I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow
  I don't know who I am in the here and now
  I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow
  I don't know who I am in the here and now