i take a look around
  think of places i have been
  there really aren't that many
  i would like to see again
  i've been to 30
  8 of 50 states
  most of them i'd shut down
  3 or 4 of them are great
  back on the east coast
  dc's a little shit hole
  you'll freeze to death in jersey
  but florida's the best
  i think i would rather have
  prostate cancer
  than visit oklahomo
  it's those sooners i detest
  when i see the coast
  i'm at home at last
  take the lincoln monument
  and cram it up your ass
  jmfc a giant ball of yarn
  dont forget to see the thing
  when your on your way to yuma
  koa is a ok
  but they ain't got no shoney's
  i love turquoise
  and shells of abalone
  testicular tumors
  sound so much nicer
  than seeing dollywood
  in the hills of tennsessee
  sentence me to life
  in a tijuana prison
  i don't really care
  feed doritos to the bears
  fireworks here and there
  california is for me
  mississi (fart) i
  zillions of mosquitoes are
  gnawing on my thigh
  i really love antiquing
  i bought some decoy ducks
  in some states your sister
  is the only one you fuck
  the nascar whores of north carolina
  with ovarian cysts
  the size of missouri
  do yourself a favor and
  stay in california
  goodbye.