its friday night
  i've got a date
  with this vegan
  girl kate
  you know i really
  like her style
  smile
  style
  whoa! i love you kate
  but you've gone to far
  you won't even sit in my brand new car
  it's got reclining bucket seats
  and a cd player
  so what's your fucking beef
  is it my cozy leather seats
  is it the covers made from sheep
  then i guess that we can walk
  and walk
  and walk
  what kind of guy
  do you think i am
  you only take off your shoes when you're in japan
  i bought this outfit just for you
  so what if their suede
  and now my jacket too
  so what am i supposed to do
  i'll freeze to death and get the flu
  ok i'll do it just for you
  and you
  you
  you
  we made it out and we had an ok time
  i caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
  she said i'm sorry mark
  i hope that you pull through
  next time we go out
  please just wear some different shoes
  i tried to fuck her and you know what happened then
  she said that condom you've got is made from a lambs skin
  hey what's your problem
  last friday night you know i had this date
  it was with this vegan girl
  i think her name was kate
  if you're lookin for some action
  or if you want to score
  just eat some bark or acorns
  and she will like you more than me