now the time is here
  toilet talk is what is near
  in an outhouse outside my pad
  my sense of smell makes me see red
  my dog takes a drink
  from the toilet which makes us think
  toilet!!
    pizza dinner i went out
  20 beers scream and shout
  now the moment of truth comes in
  i'll fill that dog from the other end
    i hope that someday i will find
  a giant toilet of this kind
  it's drained with tile and coping and
  free alva decks for my whole band
  skate this thing till the break of dawn
  while corky and tyler pack my bong
  what's the deal you say it's gay
  while chicks and jocks they think it's lame.