oh my god, what time is it?
  i'm late again, this sucks
  where's my other shoe? fuck!
  i need a drink-god damn!
    did i get gas last night?
  oh, well, roll the dice
  ha-ha, i gotta to to vegas soon
  i really miss those wonderful casinos
  and friendly people
    fuck, i hate those people
  in the carpool lane
  we carpool, oooo, go fuck yourself
  i'm probably fired already, shit
  oh, well
  only nine more hours
  till dollar drafts
  and free meatballs
  you're late