something's up
  something's on my mind
  i try to go to sleep
  i try to pass the time
  what gives you the right
  to kill a harmless carrot
  growing in god's sunlight
    you say they're best
  you say they're best for you
  i say it's not true
  you say they make
  a damn good stew
  so it's time
  it's time to liberate
  don't eat a carrot
  spare it
  and don't eat the beet
  on your plate
    all my friends say
  veggies feel no pain
  all my friends say
  veggies have no brains
  all my friends say
  veggies feel no pain
  don't stir fry by me!
  ya-ya-ya!