Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself
    Everyday I go to school I always wonder why
  girls don't wanna go out with a geeky chess club guy
  My mom said I'm good looking, she said girls would come my way
  but 21 years later this is what I have to say
    They don't even know me but they judge me by my looks
  (I'll) never forget how I felt when they walk past and shook
  Jocks make it look so easy cause they all run the school
  My 85 Maxima doesn't make me look so cool
    I was feeling depressed so I went and got some help
  "Doc I'm tired of spending Friday nights all by myself"
  The doctor looked me over and he analyzed my head
  He came to a conclusion and this is what he said
    Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself Tonight
    Thanks to Shane Kramer (paranormalman90@aol.com) for these lyrics