I know that we all have differences
  I'm not bothered 'cause I've seen them all
  I'm the best guy you're ever going to meet
  I won't listen to your point of view
    I know everything
    I know every paradox in politics
  I've been every place around the world
  On every subject I'm a known authority
  No need to argue 'cause it won't get through
    I know it won't be long
  'til all my closest friends have come and gone
  Freedom, I don't know what it means
  The right to hate is part of me it seems
    I know everything from history
  I don't need to watch the news
  I find it easy with my vast intelligence
  No one tells me anything new
  I often wonder why no one talks to me
  They must be threatened by my charm and grace
  I know everything about everything
  I'm especially witty when I'm off my face