Try to convince you that you can't live without one
  Hey look around man everybody's got one
  So hurry up get your dollar bills together
  They're going to try and get you something even better
    You're not so sure but you heard it's great
  You get there first so you won't be late
  Everybody else will have to wait in line
    I overestimated you
  You knew that I probably would
  We're so predictable
  We've been sold a bill of goods
    You want a choice want to make your own decisions
  You want to make up the rules and the provisions
    And everything is going to be so great
  When you're the latest keeper at the gate
  Everybody else will have to wait in line