123 Dont laugh
  Its not as funny as it sounds
  My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
    Dont laugh
  Its not as funny as it sounds
  My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
  And I know its kinda hard to believe
  The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
  I hate this, I hate this
  Never be the rock n' roll star you want
  I hate this, I hate this
    Dont laugh
  Its not as funny as it sounds
  My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
  And I know its kinda hard to believe
  The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
  I hate this, I hate this
  Never be the rock n' roll star you want
  I hate this
    Fuck, I knew we didnt have anything serious or nothing
  But when she walked around the back of that club that one cold night
  I knew, I knew what she was up to
  As I sat alone on that curb like the fool that I am
  I could have fucking died
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  Dont laugh
  Its not as funny as it sounds
  My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
  Fuck it the pain won't last
  Alot of beer will help it go by fast
    Dont laugh
  Its not as funny as it sounds
  My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
  And I know its kinda hard to believe
  The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
    Dont laugh
  Its not as funny as it sounds
  My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
  And I know its kinda hard to believe
  The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
  Don't Laugh
  Fuck Her