I don't see why I should have to pay more
  When I walk in to a convenience store
    I don't care how bad they taste
  I won't let them go to waste
  Two hot dogs for 99 cents
    I'm always looking for the better deal
  The camera's watching to see what I steal
    I don't care how bad they taste
  I won't let them go to waste
  Two hot dogs for 99 cents
    I look up at the sign
  It says two for 99
  I see there's only one left
  I need to talk to the chef
    I use condiments because they are free
  They seem to be all set up just for me
    I don't care how bad they taste
  I won't let them go to waste
  Two hot dogs for 99 cents