I'm really not a jerk.
  I know how to dance.
  I'm never gonna work.
  I wear designer pants.
  Oh, my head is empty,
  And my brain, it hurts.
  I wanna be a real cool guy
  Wear alligator shirts.
    I don't care what you say.
  I just wanna be this way.
  I don't care just what you said.
  I just wanna be a bonehead.
    Now I got a job.
  My foreman's name is Bob.
  He's really quite a guy.
  He blows me all the time.
  My girlfriend says she loves me.
  Her mother says so, too.
  I'm lifting weights most every day.
  Won't take no shit from you.
    I don't care what you say.
  I just wanna be this way.
  I don't care just what you said.
  I just wanna be a bonehead.