My folks had me commited just two weeks ago
  My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos
  Oh and don't you know it hurts
  But hey she ain't the first
  She ain't the first
  I was a teenage bonehead - Yes it's true
  I was a teenage bonehead - A-wah-ooh-ooh
  I was a teenage bonehead just because of you
  My parents kicked me out, I'm sick of them so I don't care
  My girl sent me a post card saying "Glad that you're not here"
  Oh and don't you know it hurts
  But hey she ain't the first
  She ain't the first
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  She never said goodbye to me, now I sit here wondering
  Where she is and what she's eating...
  Oh and don't you know it hurts
  But hey she ain't the first
  She ain't the first
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