If you go down in the gardens today you're in for a big surprise
  If you go down in the gardens today you won't believe your eyes
  'Cos every punk 'n' skin that ever there was
  Is there today because because
  Today's the day the punx 'n' skins have their picnic!
    PICNIC TIME FOR PUNX 'N' SKINS
  THE PUNX 'N' SKINS ARE OUT TO HAVE SOME FUN
  PICNIC TIME FOR PUNX 'N' SKINS
  HAVING A LAUGH IN THE SUN
    Oi!
    Merrydown and salad rolls in hand
  We come from all across the land
  Skins and punx out to have some fun
  Having a laugh in the midday sun
    PUNX PICNIC! PUNX PICNIC! PUNX PICNIC! OI! OI! OI!
  PUNX PICNIC! - IN PRINCES STREET GARDENS
    Park attendants quake with fear
  'Cos the skins and punx are here
  They all know not to mess
  So come and join the fun with all the rest
    Having a drink and having a laugh
  Trading zines and tapes - and acting daft
  Making new friends and palying the fool
  So come to the punx picnic if you know whats good for you!