Get out of my way,
  can't you see I'm from L.A.?
  Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo
  I bet I know way more people than you
    I just love this town,
  My girlfriend 84 pounds
  And works at the Cathouse where I get in for free
  She pays the rent while I watch tv
    When we go out tonight,
  Gotta get my hair just right
  Tight black pants and blue suede shoes
  I'll get my picture in Rock City News
    Gotta get those flyers out,
  Might meet a talent scout
  And he will talk contracts with me
  My fame and fortune and MTV
    Rock City News...