She's got it all figured out
  She knows what everything's about
  And when anybody doubts her,
  Or sings songs without her
  She's just so mmm
    She knows the world is just her stage
  And so she'll never misbehave
  She gives thanks for what they gave her
  Man, they practically made her
  Into a mmm
    She's the one that stumbles when she talks about
  The seven foreign films that she's checked out
  Such a fortunate fool
  She's just too good to be true
  She's such a fortunate fool
  She's just so mmm
    She's got it all figured out
  She knows what everything's about
  And when anybody doubts her
  Or sings songs about her
  She's just so mmm
    She's the one that stumbles when she talks about it
  So maybe we shouldn't talk about
  Such a fortunate fool
  She's just too good to be true
  She's such a fortunate fool
  She's just so mmm