When I woke up this morning
  I was feeling mighty good.
  My baby understood had to do what she should
  lying near a pile of wood.
  Laying it on some,
  playing with it some
  when I, I woke up with wood.
    I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
  trying not to lose my mind
  my baby came to help and I let out a yell,
  she grabbed me from behind.
  Laying on it some,
  playing with it some
  when I, I woke up with wood.
    Beauty queens fall in trances,
  debutantes lose their furs.
  But it felt so good from where they stood,
  they were working on a pile of wood.
  Laying on it some,
  playing with it some
  when I, I woke up with wood.
    - Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard