8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
  To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
  Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
  She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
    And when she walks,
  All the wind blows and the angels sing.
  She doesn't notice me!
    Cause she is watchin' wrestling
  Creamin' over tough guys
  Listenin' to rap metal
  Turntables in her eyes
    It's like a bad movie
  She is lookin' through me
  If you were me, then you'd be
  Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
  As I fail miserably,
  Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
  She's the girl all the bad guys want!
    She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
  Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
  She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
  She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
    And when she walks,
  All the wind blows and the angels sing.
  She'll never notice me!
    Cause she is watchin' wrestling
  Creamin' over tough guys
  Listenin' to rap metal
  Turntables in her eyes
    She likes 'em with a mustache
  Racetrack season pass
  Drivin' in a Trans-Am
  Does a mullet make a man?
    It's like a bad movie
  She is lookin' through me
  If you were me, then you'd be
  Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
  As I fail miserably,
  Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
  She's the girl all the bad guys want!
  She's the girl all the bad guys want!
  She's the girl all the bad guys want!
    There she goes again
  With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
  She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
  All I wanted was to see her naked!
    Now I am watchin' wrestling
  Tryin' to be a tough guy
  Listenin' to rap metal
  Turntables in my eyes
  I can't grow a mustache
  And I ain't got no season pass
  All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
    It's like a bad movie
  She is lookin' through me
  If you were me, then you'd be
  Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
  As I fail miserably,
  Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
    She's the girl all the bad guys want!
  She's the girl all the bad guys want!
  She's the girl all the bad guys want!
  She's the girl all the bad guys want!
  (There she goes again)
  She's the girl all the bad guys want!
  She's the girl all the bad guys want!
  (There she goes again)
  She's the girl all the bad guys want!
  She's the girl all the bad guys want!