Written by:
  Edward Van Halen, Sammy Hagar,
  Michael Anthony, Alex Van Halen.
  ?1986 Yessup Music Company ASCAP.
  All Rights Reserved.
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  It's not what you are
  It's how you dress
  That's one thing I've learned from the guys
  I must confess
  Now me, look, I got this job not just beeing myself
  Huh uhh
  I went out and bought some brand new shoes
  Now I walk like someone else
  Maybe I'm crazy or just too high
  But all this can't be worth my
  Piece of the pie
  Sittin 'round just gettin' high
  Temporarily pacified
  I guess less is more
  Something special, something new
  Some brand new group to sink my teeth into
  Sittin 'round just getting high
  Temporarily pacified
  Chorus:
  That's what's going down on the inside
  Don't let this get around to the outside
  This ain't no party, this ain't no show!
  So don't be tryin' to putt no mo jo on my butt, anyway
  Solo
  Chorus x4