"Eh yo J man eh?"
  "Yeah."
  "Eh man you remember me?"
  "Ah huh."
  "You remember that shit you said?"
  "Uh uh."
  "Well paybacks a bitch!"
  (4 gunshots)
  "Mmm motherfucker let's go man."
  "Hold up man he's still alive man."
  (5 gunshots)
  "Die motherfucker damn!"
  (1 gunshot)
  "Shoot the motherfucker again man"
  (1 gunshot)
  "Aw shit."
  (2 gunshots)
  "Shoot him again man."
  "Ahahaha. ahahah."
  (3 gunshots)
  "Motherfucker's still alive man"
  "Ahahahahahahahaha"
  (3 gunshots)
  "Die, man."
  (1 gunshot)
  "Ahahahahaha"
  "Aw shit, let's get the fuck out of here, man"
  "Ahhhh! Ahahahaha!
  THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!
  Hahahahah, bitches."
  (total gunshots fired: 20 shots)
    "What's the hell's a ninja?"
  "A ninja is the branch of the Japenese samurai. A very old
  orginization. It's origins are hundreds of years old. Much
  of its history's been lost. Not many ninjas exist today, yet
  they all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu.
  No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die."
  (at the same time: in background)
  Ninja's possess superior skills of Ninjitsu, motherfucker
  Ninja's have imdominal fighting skills
  I'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninja
    Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai
  So I can swing a sword and make necks fly
  I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls
  Then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls
  Cuz I remember these kids from the playground
  Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
  But then we grew up and everybody turned away
  And now they dissin me, yellin "Fuck Nerdy J"
  Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older
  As I sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uh
  What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
  You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board
  I'd tell the whole class nobody move a jiggle
  First one to do, I'll make your fuckin neck wiggle
  Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture
  Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
    Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
  Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
    After I was killing all the yuppie fucks
  All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts
  And I would walk home feeling like a samurai
  I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry
  I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
  He tried to hit her again but that shit stops
  I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
  I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
  I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass
  Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?"
  I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever
  When he was done, I'd squeeze his butt cheeks together
  Now get the fuck out my house, never come back
  I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!)
  I turn to my mother, "I'm sorry that he hit ya"
  Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
    Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
  Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
    If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead
  But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent
  I flip french fries for two twenty-five
  Mr. Donny works here, he's fuckin forty-five
  But he think he the shit cuz he the boss
  I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
  I walk in, about 5 minutes late
  Cuz I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade
  But Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face
  Screaming at me, sweatin over this place
  Mad cuz I'm late, he's no better than me
  Just another bitch working for next to free
  I thought about taking my ninja steel
  And cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill
  But he's too fuckin whack and I can kill this bitch
  And I don't even need to be a ninja
    Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
  Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
    Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah
  FUCK THAT!! I'M A WICKED CLOWN, BITCH!!!!