It's really plain and easy to see
  The family grows like a fungus on a tree
  The fungus keeps growing wide and tall
  We're happy while we flourish
  And sad when we fall
    We're just a bunch of monkeys
  That gather around
  And you can not draw the line of
  Family ground
  Smile for the camera
  Wait for the flash
  There's always room for more
  In this family bash
    Would you like to be
  Would you like to be
  Would you like to be in my family picture?
    It's getting hard to tell who we love and hate
  I think it's time we set the record straight
  There are no papers that we ask you to sign
  You don't need to stand in a waiting line
    The lens is in focus
  We're ready to go
  The joint'll be jumpin' come rain or snow
  So hold onto your honey
  And drink up your booze
  Just hop into the picture
  You've got nothing to lose