(Intro - Obie Trice)
  "Obie Trice. Real Name No Gimmicks…"
    (Intro 1) 2X
  Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
  Round the outside, round the outside..
  female voice*
    (Intro 2)
  Guess who's back, back again
  Shady's back, tell a friend
  Guess who's back, guess who's back,
  Guess who's back. Guess who's back,
  guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
    (Verse 1)
  I created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
  See Marshall no more they want Shady
  I'm chopped liver
  Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
  A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
  Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker
  Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
  By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
  When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
  You waited this long now stop debating
  Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
  I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
  But your husbands heart problem's is complicating
  So the FCC won't let me be
  Or let me be me so let me see
  They tried to shut me down on MTV
  But it feels so empty without me
  So, come on and dip, cumon your lips
  Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
  And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
  I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!
    (Chorus) 2X
  (I said) Now this looks like a job for me
  So everybody just follow me
  Cuz we need a little controversy
  Cuz it feels so empty without me
    (Verse 2)
  Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
  Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
  They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
  'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "BITCH"
  A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
  Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
  So revel and bask
  In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
  And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
  For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
  Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent antennae
  Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in
  and up under your skin like a splinter
  The center of attention back for the winter
  I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
  Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
  Testing "Attention Please"
  Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
  Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
  A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
    (Chorus)
    (Verse 3)
  A tisk-it a task-it,
  I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit
  Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
  Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
  And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
  You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
  You don't know me, you're too old
  Let go its over, nobody listens to techno
  Now lets go, just give me the signal
  I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
  I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
  Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
  But sometimes when shit just seems
  Everybody only wants to discuss me
  So this must mean I'm disgusting
  But its just me I'm just obscene
   no I'm not the first king of controversy
  I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
  To do black music so selfishly
  And used it to get myself wealthy
  "Hey" there's a concept that works
  20 million other white rappers emerge
  But no matter how many fish in the sea
  It'll be so empty without me
    (Chorus)
  nananannananananananananananananananana
  Kids!
    [ Thanks niky for correction ]