There's a portrait of Uncle Alvarez
  Hangin' in the hall
  Nobody wants to look at it
  But Uncle Alvarez sees us all
  
  Oh, oh, oh, imaginary accomplishments
  Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy
  You might even shake the hands of Presidents
  Better send a postcard and keep the family quiet
  
  He's not really a part Cherokee Indian
  He didn't fight in the Civil War
  He's just huging eyes of Galvarez
  We feel sorry for the wall
  
  Oh, oh, oh, imaginary accomplishments
  Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy
  You might even shake the hands of Presidents
  You're gonna make 'em sorry when you die
  
  And it's a long way down
  You're hoping for a heart attack
  Running around
  Investing in this and that
  And your beautiful wife keeps your life on a shelf for you
  Safe and all better
  Where there's no dust or mildew
  And it's hard to believe you were once a beautiful dancer
  
  Better just to shake it off
  As you write your resume
  Don't think of Uncle Alvarez
  And the price he had to pay
  
  Oh, oh, oh, imaginary accomplishments
  Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy
  You might even shake the hands of Presidents
  You're gonna make 'em sorry when you die
  
  Oh, oh, oh, imaginary accomplishments
  Hey, hey, hey, you visionary guy
  You might even shake the hands of Presidents
  Better send some money to the alma mater