The black market white baby dealer
  Is hunting around overseas
  The black market white baby dealer
  Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me
  Clean, fresh white babies to me
  
  The black market white baby dealer
  Is rooting around overseas
  The black market white baby dealer
  Kidnaps clean, fresh white babies for me
  Clean, fresh white babies for me
  
  My smile is dime a dozen
  My lips are cherry red
  My eyes are blue like the sky is blue
  I got good shoulders under my head
  I look like your uncle
  I look like your great-aunt
  So sit me down in the family photo
  And everyone tells me that I look just like you
  
  The black market white baby dealer
  Is hunting around overseas
  The black market white baby dealer
  Brings back clean, fresh white babies to me
  He brings back
  Oh my God he brings back
  He brings back clean, fresh, white, expensive babies
  He brings back
  Oh Charlie, he brings back
  He brings back clean, fresh, white, expensive babies
  I come post-production
  I don't need natal care
  I'm already fully-assembled
  Down to the very last part, it's all there
  So take me to your family
  So take me to your home
  Buddy, take me in as your next generation
  And I'll take you out of the last one and into mine
  
  The black market white baby dealer
  Is hunting around overseas
  The black market white baby dealer
  Bring back clean, fresh white babies to me
  Clean, fresh white babies to me
  Clean, fresh white babies to me