In my heaven there ain't no lawyers
  Don't need names on dotted lines
  Folks do business like they oughtta
  A good firm handshake works just fine
  We feed lawyers to the lions
  
  In my heaven there ain't no children
  Totin' loaded guns to school
  Ain't no such thing as peer pressure
  Being who you are is cool
  They still teach that golden rule
  
  In my heaven we hurt no one
  No lying, crying, or dying young
  No one's lonely, no one's scared
  And anyone is welcome there
  In my heaven
  
  In my heaven I can sing like Elvis
  Play guitar like B. B. King
  Slide a fastball past Hank Aaron
  Batter, batter, batter swing
  I can do most enything
  
  In my heaven we hurt no one
  No lying, crying, or dying young
  No one's lonely, no one's scared
  And anyone is welcome there
  In my heaven
  
  I know that it's God's decision
  What my heaven's gonna be
  And I ain't telling him his business
  But if he left it up to me
  
  Then in my heaven
  There's football with no referees
  In my heaven
  There's never been an injury
  In my heaven
  Angels yodel when they sing
  In my heaven
  The fish'll bite most anything
  In my heaven
  In my heaven
  In my heaven