You're just a walking billboard
  for all the latest brands
  You've got no taste in music
  and you really love our band
  You're haircut is atrocious
  - it's - been the same since '83
  Your glory days are over
  and so's your stonewashed jeans
  
  You crass fat-ass
  You stupid steroid fuck
  I'll bet you even named your
  Grand prize monster truck
  You want me - you can't pay
  
  You High-Fiving Mutherfucker
  
  You crass fat-ass
  You stupid steroid fuck
  Hi-jack the pit your shit
  Male bonding as moose rut
  
  You want me - You can't pay
  You want me - You can't pay
  
  You crass fat-ass
  
  You High-Fiving Motherfucker