Well, I’m sorry if I hurt you
  But I really didn’t mean to
  I was terrified
  To hear it from you first
  So I grabbed the phone and called you
  said it’s over, what can I do?
  you were petrified
  couldn’t move couldn’t speak
  no you didn’t even breathe
  
  ‘Cause I’m single
  So very single
  Like a 45 record on the record machine
  Spinnin’ round in a 45 rpm dream
  
  So now I’m sitting here alone
  and there’s no one else at home
  and I’m feeling good
  I can eat, drink, sleep now, whenever I want to
  
  I can listen to my records on the stereo
  I can have some girlfriends over, watch a TV-show
  I don’t have to bother if you want to go to sleep
  I can eat a TV dinner even if it’s cheap
  
  Cause I’m single
  So very single
  Like a 45 record on the record machine
  Spinnin’ round in a 45 rpm dream