Look at all the toys I got
  Look at all the things I need
  Look at all the toys I got
  Look at all the mouths I feed
  
  Have I got a wonderful deal for you
  What belongs to me belongs to you
  I understand what you're going through
  I know the point to push you to
  
  My policy helps me helps you
  Generosity helps me helps you
  Conspiracy helps me helps you
  Put your trust in me I'll help you too
  
  Look at all the things I've done
  Look at all the rights I wrong
  The means will justify the end
  For you to save and me to spend
  
  'Cos I've got a great idea you see
  What belongs to me belongs to me
  I know just what you wanna do
  I know how I can get there too
  
  Hypocrisy helps me helps you
  Democracy helps me helps you
  Ideology helps me helps you
  Put your trust in me
  I'll help your through